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Burglar romped in shop?
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | Films & Media, Lifestyle, Sex Toys | No Comments
A BURGLAR broke into a sex shop and romped with three different blow up dolls, cops said.
The weirdo selected three inflatable ladies from a range named “Jungle Jane”.
And after he had had his way with them, dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley.
“It’s totally bizarre. It’s a real concern that someone like that is out on the street,” said one of the owners of the adult establishment in Cairns, northern Queensland.
“He took the dolls, blew them up and used the dolls then left them in the alley.”
Sex Blow Up Doll In Car Smash
Friday, September 26th, 2008 | Sex Toys, Uncategorized | No Comments
A CAR smashed into a supermarket and instead of airbags – a sexy blow up doll inflated inside.
In a classic Only Fools and Horses moment the Ford Fiesta ploughed into the front of a Co-op store – and a latex temptress appeared at the back window.
Mavis Batty, who went outside after she heard the smash, said: “I heard a loud bang and went outside to see what was happening. I couldn’t believe it. I’m amazed no one was killed.
“It looked like the emergency services were trying to get someone out of the back – maybe it was the rubber doll.”
The Ford Fiesta and a Fiat Punto crashed into the closed store in Liverpool Road, Irlam, Salford, Gtr Manchester.
Gary Booth, who runs the Irlam Boxing Academy above the store, said: “The Fiesta went right through the front of the shop.”
Gillian Dunne, 43, rang the police because she feared the shop was being ram-raided. She said: “I heard a loud bang and called the police. The cars looked like they were both write-offs.”
Neighbour Steve Barratt said: “I heard the crash and went out to see what was happening.
“A group of lads got out of the cars but I didn’t see the doll.”
A police spokesman said both drivers had spoken to officers. No one was hurt and no arrests made.
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