Archive for January, 2009
ASBO Because of Sex
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | Films & Media | No Comments
A WOMAN who performed a sex act on herself in a busy street has been given an Asbo.
Kelly Hunt, 22, horrified shoppers who witnessed the act.
She previously urinated in public, terrorised neighbours and threatened a ten-year-old with a glass.
JPs in Grantham, Lincs, ordered Hunt to stop causing distress to people in her home town of Sleaford or face up to five years in jail.
I Should think so!
Bisexual Army Cop Is £100 an hour Whore!
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | Films & Media, Lifestyle | No Comments
A BLONDE military cop has been booted out of the Army — for working as a bisexual hooker from her BARRACKS.
Busty Lance Corporal Rebecca Smith, 21 — tasked with enforcing discipline among squaddies — was rumbled when a senior NCO saw her using a military computer to work on a sordid website advertising her 32E charms to men AND women.
Horrified top brass discovered she was leading a double life as a £100-an-hour tart called Roxi Llewelyn.
The Red Cap — a junior NCO serving with the Royal Military Police’s 160 Company — had raked in thousands by visiting punters at their homes or in hotels.
This was found on www.thesun.co.uk
Juicy Massage
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | Lifestyle, Sex Tips, Sex Toys | No Comments
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Valentines Gift?
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | Lifestyle, Sex Tips, Sex Toys | No Comments
You may be a lover for this time of this year but you also may not, which doesn’t mean that your the only one on your own as you are very not! So if you fancy popping down the local for a few beers, and happen to meet someone, and hope that they are coming home with you then good luck.
But to be sure, don’t forget to use protection, no body wants to have an unwanted gift the next day of waking up with a STI. (Sexually Transmitted Disease).
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The Valentines Romantic Sexy Night In.
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | Lifestyle, Sex Tips | No Comments
1. Start the night off with a romantic bath. How many times have you scrubbed down your lover? You may be surprised at how romantic/erotic this can be. Don’t get too carried away though, the night has only begun!
2. Spread rose petals all over the bed. Sure, this tactic may seem cheesy, but it still works. Throw in dozens of candles and it’s a sight that he/she is sure to appreciate.
3. Purchase scented massage oils, such as “Hot an Sexy Massage Oil”, which can be purchased from our site. Everyone loves a good massage, and who doesn’t like getting all oiled up before an exciting night? Throw the massage oil together with the candles, and watch your significant other glisten throughout the night.
4. Make things edible. There is a huge market for edible lotions, creams and lubricants. Try some of our edible’s which can be found on our site, such as “tasty body cream, by Think Pink” or “Candy Cock Ring”.
5. Get playful. Couples are sometimes embarrassed to talk about using sex toys, but what’s there to be ashamed of? Those who are not ashamed are the ones having an amazing time, while the other couples are still trying to figure out what they are doing wrong. At SexClubShop we have many to choose from whether it is for you or for him?
6. Dress the part. It’s Valentine’s Day! It’s going to take a lot more than your discolored boxers and your mismatching bra and panties to make this night memorable. Guys try going the silk route, or if you really want to get skimpy, tear out the thong. Girls, play it sexy, there are so many options! Try the dressing up key to score points!
7. Make the night last. You can be intimate any night, so make this particular night unlike any other. How can this be done? Try moving throughout the house; Who said you had to stay in one place?
8. Tell them how much you care for them. Showing them in the physical form is never enough. Remind them throughout the night with verbal cues and reminders.
9. Get clean together. So if you followed any of the above tips, there is no denying the fact that a cleanup is in order. Grab your partner and work your way to the shower. Who knows, the shower may only be the beginning to another round of Valentine’s Day loving.
10. Continue the love well into the morning. Not the sexual love, but the loving vibe. Make your Valentine breakfast, or take them for a romantic walk in the park. You need to show your date that your feelings for them go beyond Valentine’s Day night.
Of course before acting out any of these tips it’s important to consider where you are in your relationship. If you’ve only been dating a week, there is no shame in sticking with a box of chocolates and a dinner.
So there you go. Dim the lights, turn up the music and remember these tips for a Valentine’s Day to remember. Just remember to always, always play it safe.
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Burglar romped in shop?
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | Films & Media, Lifestyle, Sex Toys | No Comments
A BURGLAR broke into a sex shop and romped with three different blow up dolls, cops said.
The weirdo selected three inflatable ladies from a range named “Jungle Jane”.
And after he had had his way with them, dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley.
“It’s totally bizarre. It’s a real concern that someone like that is out on the street,” said one of the owners of the adult establishment in Cairns, northern Queensland.
“He took the dolls, blew them up and used the dolls then left them in the alley.”
Anne redfaced after sex talk
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | Films & Media, Lifestyle | No Comments
DETAILS about your parents’ sex life is something I’d never wish upon anyone.
So I really felt for poor ANNE HATHAWAY when her parents were caught on tape chatting about their romp-tastic fun this week.
While on the red carpet at the New York premiere of their daughter’s latest movie Bride Wars, lawyer JERRY HATHAWAY and his former actress wife KATE told a gossip columnist “great sex” is the secret to their 28-year-old marriage.
When their indiscretion was revealed to Anne, she blushed and replied: “Oh, please, I’m going to forget they talked about their great sex.
“I prefer to think they just blinked at one another and I was conceived.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2114812.ece
Bad news for sex drive!
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | Films & Media, Lifestyle, Sex Tips | No Comments
A woman’s sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research.
Researchers from Germany found that four years into a relationship, less than half of 30-year-old women wanted regular sex.
Conversely, the team found a man’s libido remained the same regardless of how long he had been in a relationship.
Writing in the journal Human Nature, the scientists said the differences resulted from how humans had evolved.
They found 60% of 30-year-old women wanted sex “often” at the beginning of a relationship, but within four years of the relationship this figure fell to under 50%, and after 20 years it dropped to about 20%.
In contrast, they found the proportion of men wanting regular sex remained at between 60-80%, regardless of how long they had been in a relationship.
Reminisce
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | Uncategorized | No Comments
Remember the early days when you were in the first throes of lust and romance, it was a struggle to keep your hands of each other, right? Well, there’s no reason you can’t continue those feelings after 5, 7, even 10 years or more together. Many couples remember the early days with affection and longing, so attempt to recreate those memories. Over a bottle of wine, reminisce about the first time you saw each other, what attracted you initially, and your first date. Remember the sexual connection, the pet names, the inside jokes. Dance around your living room to the song you first danced to. Recreate the thrill of having sex like teenagers by doing it somewhere you might get caught! You share a history, so indulge in it a little - those that do are the couples that stay connected.
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/love-sex/sex-tips/081107-top-ten-keep-passion-alive-reminis.aspx
Changing Scenery
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | Lifestyle, Sex Tips | No Comments
Shake it up
Take a good, hard look at your sexual routine. Is it so generic that the time, place, even every move can be predicted, and it’s more of a race to have an orgasm? If so, tut-tut - you might just be in a sexual rut. Break the sexual norm by doing the opposite of what you normally do. If you always have sex before lights out, try it in the morning as soon as you wake up. If you’re always in the bedroom, initiate a quickie on the kitchen counter. If he’s always on top, surprise him by taking charge with a spot of bedroom acrobatics. You get the idea…
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/love-sex/sex-tips/081107-top-ten-keep-passion-alive-shake-i.aspx