Archive for September, 2008
Today Is World Contraception Day
Friday, September 26th, 2008 | Sex Club News | No Comments
Believe it or not there are National days for everything now, and what a more important day than promoting safe sex. www.your-life.com is a website to help promote National World Contraception Day.
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Half shun safe sex with new partner
Friday, September 26th, 2008 | Lifestyle | No Comments
Alarming research has revealed that 56pc of the population did not use contraception during sex for the first time with a new partner.
Women were found to be more likely than men to bring up the topic of contraception options with a partner.
A total of 45pc of women brought up the topic compared with only 22pc of men.
More than a third of people having sex for the first time made this decision without any planning or consideration for the right time.
“Your life, your body, your choice” is the theme of today’s World Contraception Day which aims to encourage young people and couples to make an informed choice about parenthood at a time that is right for them.
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Specifically targeting 18-25-year-olds, the second consecutive World Contraception Day (WCD) is the only worldwide campaign aiming to raise awareness of contraception among men and women and to improve the level of education regarding reproductive and sexual health.
Radio presenter Kelly Osbourne is the global celebrity ambassador for the 2008 campaign.
Dr Shirley McQuade, medical director, Dublin Well Woman Centre said: “We are regularly seeing cases of young men and women who have been misinformed or uneducated on the contraception options available.”
Dr McQuade said that it was vital that young people be given the education to make informed decisions.
The official website of World Contraception Day is www.your-life.com.
Sex Blow Up Doll In Car Smash
Friday, September 26th, 2008 | Sex Toys, Uncategorized | No Comments
A CAR smashed into a supermarket and instead of airbags – a sexy blow up doll inflated inside.
In a classic Only Fools and Horses moment the Ford Fiesta ploughed into the front of a Co-op store – and a latex temptress appeared at the back window.
Mavis Batty, who went outside after she heard the smash, said: “I heard a loud bang and went outside to see what was happening. I couldn’t believe it. I’m amazed no one was killed.
“It looked like the emergency services were trying to get someone out of the back – maybe it was the rubber doll.”
The Ford Fiesta and a Fiat Punto crashed into the closed store in Liverpool Road, Irlam, Salford, Gtr Manchester.
Gary Booth, who runs the Irlam Boxing Academy above the store, said: “The Fiesta went right through the front of the shop.”
Gillian Dunne, 43, rang the police because she feared the shop was being ram-raided. She said: “I heard a loud bang and called the police. The cars looked like they were both write-offs.”
Neighbour Steve Barratt said: “I heard the crash and went out to see what was happening.
“A group of lads got out of the cars but I didn’t see the doll.”
A police spokesman said both drivers had spoken to officers. No one was hurt and no arrests made.
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Five minutes to fabulous sex
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | Celebrity Sex, Sex Tips | No Comments
WORLD tours, motherhood, keeping fit … it’s no wonder Madge allegedly gets her kicks in the bedroom by keeping sex as brief as possible.
Yes, according to superstar Madonna’s hubby Guy Ritchie, the secret to a happy sex life is keeping romps short and sweet – four seconds to be exact.
The film director told DJ Mike Toolan of Manchester radio station Key 103 that the saucy sex scene in his new movie RocknRolla was kept to a mere four seconds, because quickies – in real life and on screen - are the “best type of sex”.
But while four seconds of toe-tingling action is do-able on screen, it’s not always plausible to have world-beating and satisfying sex in that tiny time frame.
So we spoke to Val Sampson, couples counsellor and consultant to Durex Play to get some top tips on quality quickies.
“What you’re thinking about is that if you want to have wild sex when you get home in a very short time period, you need to prime yourself,” explains Val.
“If you had a terrible journey and caught your heel in something, you’re not going to feel in the mood so you need to think about sex during the day. Ideally 24 hours beforehand and basically, wake up your mind to the idea of sex. If you open your mind, the rest will follow.
Send a sexy message
“Apart from opening your mind, the number one tip is that women usually get turned on by what they hear and think.
“So you could get your partner to send you a sexy text – or call you during the day with a sexy message - saying how much he desires you and how gorgeous you are.
“You could also read erotic fiction. Those two are probably the two fastest routes to a quick turn on.
Tune in
“You just need to tune into your senses. You know if you’re walking down the street and you feel the wind blow on you, open yourself up to feeling it. And if you’re having a shower that morning rub body lotion into your body really carefully. Good quick sex is just about priming yourself.
“If you do these things beforehand, it is possible to have frantic sex within a short period of time. If you’re a clued-up woman, you might think about having some lubricant to hand.
“That’s not a sign of failure – it’s a sign you’re prepared. Sometimes it can take a woman longer to make their own natural lubricant and if you’re having quick sex without it, it can become uncomfortable.
“So if you have lubricant in your handbag, you can be sure that your man will enjoy it more and you know that you’re going to be comfortable as well.
Find your hotspots
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“Some women find having their nipples touched very arousing and that can help get you in the mood. But don’t worry if you don’t – a lot of women don’t.
“The other thing is that it’s also your job to find where your hotspots are so for some women that’s being kissed on the back of the neck or for others it’s on the wrist, but experiment to find out where your erogenous zones are then your partner can press the right buttons when they need to.
“If you do all these things and prime your body properly, you should be able to have fantastic sex in five minutes.”
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/sexandlove/article1696268.ece
Baked Beans Full Of Gas!
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 | Jokes | No Comments
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans..
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas..
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.”
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returne d and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.�
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: “Happy Birthday!”
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, September 12th, 2008 | Sex Club News, Virals | No Comments
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Sex Tip: How To Give The Perfect Blowjob
Friday, September 12th, 2008 | Sex Tips | No Comments
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So you want to give your man the perfect blowjob? Doesn’t everyone! Well browsing the internet I came accross this fantastic article from ‘confessions of a college girl’ she proclaims to know the answer.
Here is the post
Since I began brazenly declaring myself the Michael Jordan of blowjobs on this website, many people have written to me asking for advice on how to give a great blowjob. There are a lot of reasons I haven’t done so. First of all, my style is pretty instinctual. I don’t really go out of my way to try to be good at giving head, I just always have been. For all I know the stuff I’m consciously doing is less important than something I’m unconsciously doing. Besides which, I’m pretty sure if I tried to analyze the sloppy-mouthed voodoo I perform when I give oral sex, it would look something like this:
Watch a porno. See those girls voraciously swallowing cock like they can’t get enough of it? They’re doing that because people are giving them money, but another popular motivation is love. Pretend his cock is beer-flavored and you won’t disappoint.
Still, I suppose it can’t hurt to give you a blow by blow of my blowjob technique. Please remember that College Callgirl is not responsible for the success or failure of these pointers. In the end every guy is different. It’s important to gauge his reaction and adjust your technique to what he likes as you go along.
THE BASE
If you simply wanted to get a guy off as quickly as possible, all you need to do is lock your lips at the base of his cock and suction them up and down the bottom ¾ of his shaft at a quick, steady pace while pressing your flattened tongue against the underside of his dick. Make sure you are applying pressure with both your lips AND tongue. Keeping your tongue engaged at all times is key. I try to keep mine moving at all times. This is how you get 90% of guys off. It helps me keep from gagging to hold his cock steady at the base and bring my lips down to meet my fingers. You can do this very slowly for a more intense feeling, but make sure you move at a steady rhythm. Some guys like it faster or slower; you may have to ask, or more likely, he’ll tell you.
This is your power move, the one that is actually going to bring him to orgasm. A true hooker blowjob needs only this one move; if scientists were to create a blowjob machine, this is what it would do. The other moves I’m going to teach you are artistic flourishes; you use them to add flair and style to your blowjob or to slow down the action a little.
SALIVA
Don’t be afraid to just slobber all over his love muscle. It should be as wet and sloppy as possible, especially during your power move. A good blowjob makes loud, gross suction-y noises. When I’m done, I’m usually covered in my own drool and leave a wet spot on the bed.
USING YOUR HANDS
If his dick is too big for you to take the whole thing in your mouth, you’ll need to use your hand too. Slobber all over his cock for awhile first so your hand will slide easily up and down instead of just catching on his dry skin. The most important hand move is the twister. When you slide your hand up his shaft, twist your wrist. A twisting motion gets you into a smoother rhythm than the straight up and down. Slide your hand up and down on the base of his cock in conjunction with your mouth moving up and down on the rest of it. The hard part is finding the correct grip: again you may want his guidance.
Another good trick is to wrap your hand around the top of his cock and put your mouth over your hand. Then slide your hand down the shaft and your mouth down on top of it in a fluid motion until your hand meets the base of his cock. It will feel like you’re sliding your mouth all the way down him even if you can’t. It’s times like these I wish I could draw; I’d make little diagrams.
THE BALLS
I usually start out by paying some attention to the balls. There are three basic ball moves: you can put them in your mouth and suck them (LIGHTLY), lick them with a flattened cow tongue, or tense your tongue into a point and run the tip of your tongue all over them. I alternate between all three. Sometimes I lift them up and lick underneath his balls.
Also, if you cup them while you are entering the home stretch, you’ll be able to tell he’s about to cum as they get higher and tighter.
THE HEAD
My next move is usually to give his shaft several long licks from base to tip. This is the ice cream cone move; it looks sexy, it’s a nice touch, but it’s not going to make anybody cum. While conducting the power move, I come up from time to time to give the head a little attention: sucking on it, moving my tongue in a circle around it, and flicking my tongue over that spot on the underside that all the sex websites tell you is el sensitivo. In my experience, guys don’t really go that wild over attention to that spot, but these are just flourishes anyway.
I tend to get a bit wrapped up in my work that I forget to make eye contact, so head action is a great time to look up at him with puppy dog eyes and his cock in your mouth.
FACE SLAPPING
I mentioned this in my tips to get him to cum faster, but at least once during the beej, I usually pop his dick out of my mouth and slap it against my tongue or face, then look at him while I rub his cock against my cheeks and lips. Guys are visual, this is just a little something dirty for him to look at.
DEEP THROAT
I can’t really teach you how to deep throat, that’s between you and your gag reflex. The important thing, I think, is to make an effort to take him in as deep as you can, even if it’s only for a few seconds. It’s hard to explain exactly how I do this: try concentrating on relaxing your throat and jaw. As I mentioned before, it helps me to steady his cock with my hand when I go deep, and breathing in instead of just holding your breath also helps abate that “gonna puke” feeling.
THE BIG FINALE
When you’re ready to finish him off, go into the power move and don’t vary your pace for anything. If you’re cupping his balls, you’ll often be able to tell when he’s about to cum as they tighten up. I speed up a little bit at the end, and when I feel him start to come I push my head down as deep as it will go and suck slowly and intensely at the base, letting his cum just shoot down my throat (if I’m not working and there’s no condom).
So there you have it. That’s more or less what I do and it rarely fails. There are always going to be exceptions; if you try something above and he doesn’t seem to like it, pay attention to his reaction. And you don’t have to Clara the Cocksucking Clairvoyant, either. If you don’t know what he likes, just ask him!
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Eva Mendes Naked Calvin Klein Commercial Banned
Thursday, September 11th, 2008 | Celebrity Sex | No Comments
Eva Mendes is sizzling hot in her new commercial and has been banned again. Actually, she’s not banned, just her latest Calvin Klein ad got banned. It was taken off YouTube without much of an explanation. Apparently, people complained about an itty-bitty glimpse of a Eva Mendes nipple in the video.
The saucy Mendes did the ad for Calvin Klein’s Secret Obsession. She’s lying around seductively naked on a bed, caressing herself, and whispers to the camera, “Between love and madness lies obsession. Love … madness. It’s my secret.”
Woah. That’s hot!
Of course, the only thing the men watching the video are obsessed with is how the hell they are going to get a screen shot of that nip slip during the video. Hey guys, we’ve got the video here. Watch it all you want. Its just below the jump. Just remember its NSFW.
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Philips launches sex toy in Britain
Thursday, September 11th, 2008 | Sex Toys | No Comments
Electronics firm Philips, best known for making mundane household items such as televisions and light bulbs, is to launch a much more controversial product on the market this week – a vibrator.
According to the Telegraaf, this ‘piquant’ apparatus called the Warm Intimate Massager, will initially only be on sale in the UK. If the British market is ‘ecstatic’, the vibrator will go on sale in Dutch shops, it says.
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http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/09/philips_launches_sex_toy_in_br.php
Stripper’s use of sex toy on best man ‘a joke’
Thursday, September 11th, 2008 | Sex Toys | No Comments
A FEMALE stripper whispered into the ear of the best man at a Melbourne bucks night, “Don’t worry, only you and I know”, after she allegedly raped him in front of his cheering mates.
Stripper Linda Naggs also allegedly told the man — who cannot be identified for legal reasons — that she did not mean to penetrate him with a sex toy during her show and that it was “only a joke”.
Ms Naggs yesterday pleaded not guilty to one count of rape after being committed to stand trial, following the party at a rented bayside suburb house on September 23 last year. Documents tendered to the Melbourne Magistrates Court reveal the best man told police he felt violated and that his “manhood had dropped a bit” since the alleged rape.
The man said he took part in Ms Naggs’s strip show after his mates called his name and egged him on.
He told police Ms Naggs took his top off, pushed down his jeans and asked him to “get down on all fours” before she strapped on a dildo.
The best man said he asked Ms Naggs not to penetrate him and that the stripper replied, “Not a problem, relax, it’s only fun, I won’t go there”, but she did it anyway.
“I was shocked, then I heard her up close in my ear: ‘Don’t worry, only you and I know.’ I know she was referring to what had just happened,” he told police.
“I rolled to my side and I pushed her off and said, ‘What the f..k did you just do? … You said you weren’t going to do that and you did. You have just violated me.” Ms Naggs denied this to police, saying the best man had “pushed back” on to her during the alleged rape.
She said the man repeatedly demanded his money back.
“Then he hit me across the back of the head and my driver (minder) gave the money back,” Ms Naggs told police in her interview.
Defence lawyer Geoffrey Steward told the court the witness testimonies had inconsistencies, including the evidence given by the best man.
He said no jury in Victoria would find Ms Naggs guilty.
“This is an allegation that clearly arises from the most unusual circumstances … it’s an allegation that involves the time frame of about one second,” Mr Steward said.
“It is my submission that no jury could convict this woman on this count.”
Prosecutor Bill Stougiannos said there was strong evidence of sexual penetration and asked magistrate Elizabeth Lambden not to be influenced by the unusual circumstances.
Ms Lambden ordered Ms Naggs to stand trial in the Victorian County Court in July.
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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24322528-5006785,00.html